you can't say 'penises' on TV

“this meeting could have been an email” but instead it’s “this video tutorial could have been a post with less than a hundred words”

nutmegs-tired:

fttitv:
breakfastless behavior
The hobbits @ Aragorn

kenstewdivorce:

People on tumblr are like “I’m handing all my mutuals a bowl of soup we are kissing with tongue we are the bestest of besties I am killing and dying for you” but sometimes me and the mutuals are posting completely different shit existing on the same blogging platform but really we’re just standing in the alley going “ayup” at each other like fucking king of the hill.

theeclectickoalastudent:

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there are three types of pigeon breeds: “just your average french fry thief,” “a little weird but nothing to write home about,” and “what the fuck”
all images from the american pigeon museum’s breed gallery
normal dude. just loitering around the city. kinda funky, interesting colorway, but feral pigeons have plenty of variety. not really of any particular note, all things considered
u know, that one’s a bit of an oddity right there. in the realm of weird, yeah, but i can still connect point A to point Z
what the fuck. no, seriously, what the fuck is this. how did you get to this morphology via selective breeding. what led you to choose to continue this at each and every step. what.
bonus: why they ourple
Because they ould

shattered-earth:

So IDK if people will understand this concept but I made “corner pins”
Basically they are tiny pins with TWO posts on them, and you use them to hold up mementos like instax/photos/tickets etc without having to puncture them, and without having to pinch them with the metal or the push pin edge etc. You can simply rest the corner of the item between the posts gently!
These are the cute ribbon/bow ones, I also made some others that i think would be really cool on your mementos ToT
Let me know what you think about this concept?? I don’t know how to market it but i really thought it was a nice idea T_T. You can find them in my store here

hazel2468:

karmiccollector:
ohnoitstbskyen:
justheretobreakthings:
So within two days of each other, Fox News writes an article comparing aromanticism and asexuality to pedophilia, and then Matt Walsh releases a video saying asexuality is a mental illness and asexuals are tricking teenagers into having depression.
Not sure what’s going on right now over in Conservative World, but it’s a hell of wild U-turn for them to suddenly switch from “Oh no! The left is sexualizing our children!” to “Oh no! The left is asexualizing our children!”
It’s a reminder, I guess, that they’re coming for all of us. The fash and the white supremacists will not make nice distinctions between the queers when they put us up against the wall. There is no gatekeeping, no label-policing, no purity-purging and no assimilation that any of us can do that will save us. They want us dead, and while they’ll start with whoever is most vulnerable at any given time, they’ll get around to all of us eventually.
Queer solidarity means all of us because the fash are coming for all of us.
All Dividers are Feds. Stand united or die separately.
ANYONE who is trying to divide our community is a fucking Fed. That includes other queers who like to argue about who is and isn’t “allowed” in our community.

shrimpin-aint-easy:

i found the perfect display for my 100,000+ year old shrimp fossil

weaver-z:

It’s been ten months and a day since I made my first “Can you correctly guess the names of these champion show cats?” quiz. Now, 10,334 quiz takers later, I’m pleased to announce that I finally bit the bullet and made the long-awaited sequel with even wilder names. No cheating!

bgm05:

my favorite dril thing is when he’ll just RT something from an account that hasn’t posted in six years and it’s clear he just came up with a stupid @ and checked to see if anyone had it